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We Predict That It's National Psychic Week
By Michelle Heimburger
Tue, August 5, 2008, 12:01 am PDT

Palm readings business and neon signs
(Photo by Adam Currell)
Step into our parlor, dearie -- don't be afraid. We can see by your aura that you are feeling some confusion and are in need of spiritual guidance. Sit before the crystal ball and we shall transcend mere human perception and tap into a deeper consciousness to observe the future. Gaze deep into the otherworldly well of psychic knowledge, and focus your third eye to watch events from other times and places, unseen by those who lack The Gift.

The image grows clearer. We see the signs of a mystical event taking place now... or perhaps in the very near future. We see a large group of people over a wide geographic area -- a nation, perhaps. They are united at a common moment -- or maybe a little longer, for example, a whole week -- to recognize or observe something. It might be a shared interest, or a hobby of some sort -- but it is one with a deep personal meaning for those involved. Oh, but the glass grows murky. What is this event, great Spirits of Beyond? Reveal to us your secrets!

Ah, now the fog lifts. Many spiritual readers would not be able to command the mystic spirits, but we are known to them, and they recognize our energy in an ancient shared subconsciousness. Ah, yes -- now we see more clearly! This event -- it is in recognition of an interest, a belief that can even be a profession. This profession is something that is not always respected or admired, but its practitioners and followers persevere. Now the glass grows darker. We cannot see the details. There are skeptics, yes; those who would mock. Is it multi-level marketing? Are you an Amway distributor? No? Hmm... well, that is all the spirits will show us -- for now. Perhaps for another $20 we could persuade them to show us more...

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Directory categories: Parapsychology, Psychic Services, Phone Psychics, Extrasensory Perception (ESP), Multi-level Marketing
Archived under: Events, Hoaxes, Imposters, In Character, Paranormal, Predictions, Psychics, Science
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How embarrassing that in this day and age humans still cling to these kinds of childish delusions.
“oh but it’s harmless” you say “it just makes us feel good”; the Nine eleven hijackers did what they did because of their supernatural belief, that feel good to you?

Psychics have been discredited nine ways to Sunday and are to the last one boarder line criminals.

Posted by: kedo1981 at August 06, 2008 8:44 AM

I don't think this is all a crap thing. There are some psychics like Meryem that are really gifted mediums to make prediction about future of a person with accuracy.

Posted by: jayjackey at May 04, 2011 3:13 AM

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