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Nothing Funny About Clowns
By Michelle Heimburger
Tue, May 6, 2008, 12:01 am PDT

Scary clown doll face
A "friendly" clown doll
(Photo by Mrs. Maze)
This past weekend, Houston, Missouri, hosted the Emmett Kelly Clown Festival, and ever since we heard about it, we've been having nightmares.

Before "It," before "Poltergeist," before Slipknot, and even before "Killer Klowns From Outer Space," it was clear that there was something very, very wrong with clowns.

But when you tell someone you're afflicted with coulrophobia, do they treat it as a serious, uncontrollable fear? No -- they ask you what traumatic event happened in your childhood that would inspire an aversion to something as wholesome and cheery as clowns. Would you ask someone with a fear of flying if they had a bad travel experience in early childhood? Of course not -- aerophobia seems like a perfectly normal and common fear: After all, people do die in plane crashes.

Sure, and sometimes they're killed by serial killers dressed as clowns.

We're not saying that everyone who enjoys clowns -- or even (shudder) dresses as one -- is a bad person. Far from it. We respect that they, too, suffer from an unusual and disturbing mental state -- an affliction not so different from our own phobia. Perhaps through therapy and rehabilitation, they can someday even lead normal, productive lives.

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Posted by: marc_blume13 at May 06, 2008 12:32 PM

I don't know what all the big deal is. Clowns are funny, assuming that people who feel the need to disguise themselves with makeup that makes the "look" like they are smiling is funny.

I'm convinced.

Posted by: jdwelch at May 06, 2008 4:59 PM

I personally have seen the author dressed up as a very creepy clown for Halloween.

Posted by: jdwelch at May 06, 2008 5:04 PM

i agree. clowns are scary.

I was TOTALLY rooting for the kid in Poltergeist when he got his revenge on the scary clown doll under his bed and ripped it to shreds.

that was awesome.

Posted by: mikemckiernan at May 06, 2008 5:19 PM

clowns are not funny unless you are a child. Personally clowns scared me as a child!

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Posted by: mattwilliam_123.wilson at May 08, 2008 4:15 AM

The clown in Steven King's "It," 'nuff said.

Posted by: jdwelch at May 08, 2008 3:55 PM

Clowns are evil. When clowns reproduce, you get republicans.

Posted by: dharmaworx at May 09, 2008 1:24 PM

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