"Take me to your leader!" Attention, Earthlings: We don't appreciate the obsessive attention we've been getting from a gathering every April called the Ozark UFO Conference. The attending speakers who over-analyze our activities need to listen up: Nancy Talbott of BLT Inc. — stop messing with our crop circles. We don't need a tax-exempt team tainting our pretty patterns. Sam Maranto of the Mutual UFO Network — sorry about the noise in Illinois. Space is sparse on Earth, and we needed somewhere to play our songs. "UFO Authority" Timothy Good — don't quit your day job playing the violin. Linda Moulton Howe of EarthFiles — glad you like our light shows, but our performance art needs no rationalization. Richard M. Dolan — please listen to your leaders: secrecy is security. To all, we kindly ask you to remain silent at this weekend's conference in Eureka Springs, Arkansas -- and any other UFO convention. Fame really isn't our game. Peace out, Your Alien Allies Suggested Sites... UFO Evidence - worldwide sightings, photos, and case studies. The A-Z of Alien Species - how many types are there and what do they look like? UFO Artwork - images of aliens in ancient art. Chicago Tribune: In the sky! A bird? A plane? A ... UFO? - the convincing 2006 UFO Sighting at Chicago's O’Hare Airport. CBS News: UFO Sighting in Cleveland? - strange light in the skies above a peace rally caught on video.

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