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What Do You Get for the Man Who Knows Everything?
By Dave Sikula
Thu, December 14, 2006, 1:01 am PST

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Happy Birthday, Mr. Nostredame
You'd probably never predict it, but one of the things we love to do at the Spark is translating the works of Medieval French writers. One of our favorites is Michel de Nostredame, aka, Nostradamus. Imagine our surprise, then, to come across this particular quatrain:

When the bird has devoured the cat,
And the ass has trampled that big thing with the long nose,
Someone in a cube of metal and fabric
Will write a paean to me on my birthday
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Well, with that hanging over our heads, how could we not celebrate? Mike (as we like to call him) earned his living as a pharmacist, but became known for his prophecies that foresaw everything from Napoleon to the hula hoop with startling accuracy (or not, depending on who you talk to). Regardless, Mike, we wish you a happy 503rd birthday! We'd have gotten you a present, but you would have known what it was before even unwrapping it -- and we hate that!

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Directory categories: Nostradamus, Skeptics, Prophecies, Nostradamus Hoaxes, Paranormal Phenomena
Archived under: Birthdays, France, Mysticism, Nostradamus, Predictions, Prophecy, Psychics
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This is the new Yahoo? God help you guys. How asinine do you want to get?

Posted by: slattts at December 14, 2006 11:43 PM

THE NEW YAHOO SUCKS!

Posted by: billdo_oreilly at December 14, 2006 11:54 PM

So, are we all hoping that nobody's going to write poor Mr. Nostradamus a paean for his birthday?

Posted by: akabond777 at December 15, 2006 12:13 AM

Whabla!

Posted by: captain_sumo at December 15, 2006 1:51 AM

funny

Posted by: mister_lindersmith at December 15, 2006 1:52 AM

Does yahoo realize that by saying crap like "We like to call him Mike" they come off as huge losers?

Posted by: baron666_2000 at December 15, 2006 1:53 AM

Duh, what a loser

Posted by: skatemissions at December 15, 2006 1:56 AM

NEW YAHOO SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: thebachman2000 at December 15, 2006 1:57 AM

Nostradamus's predictions were not correct. His predictions were never used to acurately predict events, but were reinterpreted after the actual events occured.
Remember the Nazis believed one of his predictions foretold their victory. And now it has been reinterpreted to say it was a prediction of their downfall not victory.
Its the law of averages, if you make enough vague predictions, you can eventually interpret every prediction into an actual occurence.
Anyone with enough knowledge on the matter clearly knows Nostradomus was not a prophet of any sort.

Posted by: nabil_anwer at December 15, 2006 1:57 AM

i think it's ok

Posted by: easyspace997 at December 15, 2006 1:58 AM

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