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Grave Robbers, Incorporated
By Dave Sikula
Tue, October 31, 2006, 12:01 am PST

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Help Wanted: Completely ethical, reasonable, and sane scientist (though they called me mad! Mad, am I? I'll show them. I'll show them all!) needs discreet assistant for unique recycling projects at a ground-breaking startup. Benefits include private working conditions, flexible hours (must be available on dark and stormy nights), and plenty of physical exercise. We're looking for someone who is detail-oriented and has a knack for jumping in and digging up leads. Get in on the ground floor (or even below the ground) of this electrifying opportunity. Candidates with own shovels and ability to distinguish between normal and abnormal brains preferred. Hunchbacks encouraged. Whistle-blowers and those with scruples or weak stomachs need not apply. No background check. Please contact Dr. V. Frankenstein, Abandoned Castle at the Top of the Hill, Transylvania. EOE.

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Archived under: Crime, Death, Halloween, Horror, In Character, Science, Zombies
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"Hurry Jack there after us" Jill was panting, as they ran up the hill, with the pail that Jack held, "I'm hurrying Jill" so Jack and Jill ran up the Hill,to fetch a pail of warer, and as quickly as they got there they lowered the pail in the well,"hurry Jack" "I'm trying Jill" and both Jack and Jill held the heavy pail of water and ran back down the hill but jack fell down and bumped his head and Jill tumbled down with him, there they rolled all the way down the pail flew there the water every where and 1st place came to another. "are you alright Jack?" "yes I am and you Jill?" "I guess." "don't worry" the teacher said,"next year you'll win 1st place."

Posted by: gcpanda65@sbcglobal.net at November 01, 2006 11:25 PM

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