Burn, baby, burn! (Photo by Jackie Guidon) Dear Romeo, Since text message break ups don't seem to be doing the trick, it's time to go public with the message. It'd be easy to say, "it's not you, it's me," but let's face the facts... You spend more time on your hair than you spend with me. After two dates, you drunk dialed me at 3 a.m. proposing a ménage à trois with your best friend. You shave everything but your scruff. I can't listen to Bob Dylan without your voice drowning him out. I'd rather date my dog. (And I don't have a dog.) Now that I'm trying to forget about you, I see you everywhere I go. Literally. Be nicer to the next girl (or boy) you really like. This one fares thee well and sends you sweet tidings. Suggested Sites... iBreakUp.net - not sure how to break up with that not-so-special someone? Send 'em an email. (Pull-down list of reasons included.) Ruined Music - vent your frustrations about having your favorite songs ruined, and tell the world your story. Pickup and Breakup Lines - some suave words to nab the woman and then break her heart. Troy's Mixtape of Love - hopefully Troy's learned his lesson. Yahoo! Personals - meet nice people.

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