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Dear Boss,
It has been quite a while since you heard from me. Guess maybe you thought I was gone. No such luck for you. Ha ha. Today is the anniversary of the first of my little games, I thought I should say hello. It's been almost 120 years since my last job and no one still has any idea who I am or why I done what I done.
There are plenty of possibilities. Maybe I'm a surgeon. I sure know how to handle a knife, don't I? Maybe I'm a royal. Maybe I'm not even a man, but a lady instead. Ha ha. That would be a good joke on you.
One thing's for sure. Plenty of geezers have tried to imitate me but no one is more famous. Time to go. "My knife's so nice and sharp I want to get to work right away if I get a chance."
Yours truly, Jack the Ripper
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Dave...
You are scaring me Dave...
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Posted by: mrneoluddite at August 31, 2006 1:06 AM
scary stuff, jack, i'm glad you're back in town! but this can't be the real ripper. the ripper i know wouldn't use apostrophes for contractions or place a comma after yours truly
Posted by: jenicaszy at August 31, 2006 12:12 PM
blame it on the copy editor...
Posted by: poyhonenh at August 31, 2006 1:45 PM
You made me very happy, Dave.
Posted by: gaylonroaming at August 31, 2006 6:11 PM
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