HumorMatters: New Year's Resolutions
Lists alternative affirmations for the new year including blessed are the flexible for they can tie themselves in knots, a scapegoat is almost as good as a solution, and the complete lack of evidence is the surest proof that the conspiracy is working.
New Year's Resolutions Guide
Advice from the University of Maryland Medical Center on making and maintaining resolutions.
USA.gov: Popular New Year's Resolutions
Offers links to resources for attaining popular goals, including eating right, quitting smoking, managing debt, and reducing stress.