Fake Candidates < 2000 Presidential Election in the Yahoo! Directory

Macho Man Randy Savage
www.machoman.com
Potus for President
Vote for Potus. Hamsters won't rule you, they trust you to govern yourself.
www.hamsterforpresident.com
Admiral Ackbar for President
America is crying out for a fictional aquatic humanoid for president - and Star Wars minor character Admiral Ackbar fits the bill.
www.ackbar.f9.co.uk
Nobody for President
Includes an MP3 of the official unofficial song of the y2k presidential election. Follow nobody on the campaign trail.
www.nobodyforpresident.net
Bill Gates for President
www.billgates2000.net
Nobody for President [netvideo.com]
Humorous, historical approach to Election 2000 showing what NOBODY has done for you. Who balanced the budget, lowered taxes, & brought peace to our times?
www.netvideo.com/nobody
Quentin Burdick (deceased) for President
Smarter than Bush! Livelier than Gore! The ultimate "none of the above (ground)" vote!
votequentin.tripod.com
Delaware, Frank
A man so obsessed with power he disguises himself as his own running mate.
www.frankdelaware.com
Papoon for President
Natural Surrealist Party candidate.
www.firesigntheatre.com/papoon
Lore Fitzgerald Sjoberg for President
www.angelfire.com/pa3/lore2000/index.html
Polka, John
Hairstylist and used car salesman who promises to lead the nation into an era of well-groomed complacency.
www.johnpolka.org
King Crayon for President
The only candidate who admits he is a birdbrain.
www.kingcrayon.com/president

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