- Arsenic and Apple Pie
Features the Trailer Trash Doll and Drag Queens.
www.trailertrashdoll.com
- Blenderphone
Another combinational appliance, like a clock-radio, except less useful.
www.cycoactive.com/blender
- Bluesnake.com
If it's off the wall, under the counter, or over the top they've got it. From cute and kookie to strange and freaky, these products are for adults.
www.bluesnake.com
- Bonsai Potato
Zen without the wait: get a kit complete with altar, growth medium, and instructional booklet. All you supply is the potato.
www.bonsaipotato.com
- Bullet Holes Store
Offers peel and stick practical joke bullet holes.
www.bulletholestore.com
- BullsBalls.com
Offers large replica bull testicles designed to hang on SUVs, trucks, vans, and cars.
www.bullsballs.com
- Butt Ugly Decor
Ugly and hideous home decor items for those you care not to visit.
www.legitimate.org/ugly
- Celebriducks
Offers a line of bath-tub ducks depicting celebrities from the worlds of entertainment, athletics, and history.
www.celebriducks.com
- Cell Mates
Makers of Cubi-Clingers, office toys that cling to fabric walls, allowing cube dwellers to express themselves in words and pictures.
www.cellmatestoys.com
- City Morgue Gift Shop
Offers death related gifts with a fun flair.
www.citymorguegiftshop.com
- Cool Press PMS Calendar
A break-through product that combines humor, insight and compassion with a practical perspective to help you to understand PMS easily.
www.Coolpress.com
- Cooloo
Offers a variety of funky loo seat designs. Also design customisable, corporate branded loos.
www.cooloo.com
- Corpses For Sale
Offers hand-crafted, durable, fully-articulated corpse replicas. From Di Stefano Productions.
www.corpsesforsale.com
- Crash Bonsai
The unholy union of an ancient Japanese horticultural art and the perils of modern transportation. Created by artist John Rooney.
www.crashbonsai.com
- Crushed Cans
Send them $4.95 and they'll send you a black aluminum crushed can.
www.crushedcans.com
- Custom Creature
Bizarre and twisted taxidermy art by Sarina Brewer.
www.customcreaturetaxidermy.com
- Daiquiri Whacker, The
Offers a gas-powered, go-anywhere party blender.
www.gasblender.com
- Deviant Goods
Products for a degenerate world, including footlong mugs, Capasaurus knit dino-hats, devil bunny slippers, and Kitty Maki toilet paper spare roll covers.
www.deviantgoods.com
- Dirtbag Family
Offers dirtbags that claim to have the ability to bury your bad luck.
www.dirtbagfamily.com
- FlapArt Alternative Book Covers
Alternative fun book covers. FlapArt sells covers that make people laugh, with titles that include How to Make Your Mother a Porn Star, How to Overcome Nymphomania, Do-it-Yourself Dentistry, At Home Laser Eye Surgery, and others.
www.flapart.ca
- Fliptomania
Designer and manufacturer of creative flipbooks for gift and museum shops, book, toy, card and stationery, and souvenir stores. Custom orders are accepted.
www.fliptomania.com
- Florida Micro Beach Property
Beachfront lots available by the inch.
www.floridamicroproperty.com
- FlyPower
Model airplane kits that uses a common fly as the engine.
www.flypower.com
- GasBGon Flatulence Filters
Offers flatulence filter-seat cushions that muffles farts and filters the smell from the air.
www.gasbgon.com
- GoodLuckHorseshoes.com
Authentic horseshoes, weathered and used, thoroughly cleaned and then finished in either copper, chromium, or gold.
www.7997.com
- GUYcard, The
The owner of this card is entitled to drink beer, tell crude jokes, and leave the lid up on the toilet seat. Also offers the Girlie Man and Chick cards.
www.guycard.com
- High-Five Mechanical Arm
Automating the internationally recognized symbol for victory.
www.hi5arm.com
- Hostile Elder
Membership package including a personalized certificate, button, and bumper sticker.
www.hostile-elder.com
- International Institute for Literary Licensure in Poetics
Offers certificates to writers proclaiming poetic license and meritorious achievement.
www.poeticlicenses.com
- Joseph Enterprises
Home of the Chia Pet and Smart Clapper.
www.chia.com
- MatchLinC
Electronic match-making machine which compares two people's personalities, to see how compatible they are.
www.matchlinc.com
- MosqueClock.com
Home of the mosque-shaped alarm clock that sounds the azan (the Islamic call to prayer).
www.mosqueclock.com
- Nut Shop, The
Life-like nuts that can be secured to the undercarriage of your truck, car, buggy, or motorcycle.
www.thenutshop.com
- Nuttin Special
Handcrafted novelty nut gift items.
www.nuttin.com
- Origami Boulder Company
Selling wadded paper.
www.origamiboulder.com
- Party Shooter Bottle Bong
Beer bong that fits over the top of most bottles and allows you to down a bottled beer in seconds.
www.beerbong.com
- Poor White Trash
Antique jewelry, vintage clothing, barbie dolls and other collectable memorabilia.
www.powhitetrash.com
- PowerSkip
Offers equipment that attaches to the shoes and enables the user to leap high in the air like a kangaroo.
www.powerskip.de
- Pro-Motions Novelty Company, Inc
Souvenir and novelty company offers gag gifts including flying and animated toys for kids and grownups of all ages.
www.promo-novelty.com
- Revenge Unlimited
Sells dead roses, stink bombs, revenge books, and more.
www.revengeunlimited.com
- Rude Awakening
A rude awakening to a bizarre alarm clock that puts dreams to sleep, adds humor to waking up on time and provides entertainment.
www.rudeawakening.com
- Sainthood.com
Recognize the Cyber Saint in a friend or family member through a beautiful, personalized certificate.
www.sainthood.com
- Scruplestore.com
Sells a silver medallion that is equivalent to ten scruples.
www.scruplestore.com
- Sente
Handmade sushi, dimsum, manju, and donut clocks.
www.sushiclock.com
- SillyJokes.co.uk
Offers novelties, unusual gifts, jokes, and gags.
www.sillyjokes.co.uk
- Spoonman Creations (un)Ltd.
Handcrafted windchimes, eyewear, jewelry and gifts made from silverware.
spoonman.com
- Tail Gator
Portable gas-powered blender.
www.totallygross.com
- Team IRS
Sells products with tax-related slogans including shirts, coffee mugs, and hats.
www.teamirs.com
- Toe Tags
Personalized retirement gifts in the form of toe tags.
www.toe-tags.com
- True Blue Roo Poo Company
Offers cool Aussie gifts, novelty jewelry, souvenirs, and other unusual and wacky items including koala and kangaroo poo, and Cane Toad leather giftware.
www.roopooco.com
- True Mirror
Features a non-reversing mirror.
www.truemirror.com
- Turd Birds
Part turd, all bird: models sculpted from genuine California horse excrement.
www.turdbirds.com
- Ultratech Products
Makers of the Flatulence Filter, a seat cushion designed to filter foul odors.
www.flatulence-filter.com
- Vudu Tu U
Novelty voodoo dolls can be made with any picture, complete with hexes, black magic powder and pins.
www.vudutuu.com
- Weasel Balls
Battery operated motorized ball that darts around to and fro, all while a relentless weasel gives chase.
www.weaselballs.com
- whinelabels.com
Offering custom wine labels for that whiner in people's lives. Includes samples and ordering information.
www.whinelabels.com
- Wonderfully Wacky.com
Offers unique and unusual gifts for everyone.
www.wonderfullywacky.com
- Yo, God!
God Detectors that give Him a way to send a simple, unambiguous message of His presence.
www.yo-god.com
- Zorb
Makers of The Zorb, a giant inflatable hamster-like ball for humans.
www.zorb.com
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